David Hasselhoff Joins the Cast of 'Piranha 3DD'
I'm not usually given to hyperbole, but... THIS HAS TO BE THE CASTING NEWS OF THE DECADE!!!!! I mean forget Anne Hathaway in The Dark Knight Rises. Forget
Leonardo DiCaprio in The Great Gatsby. David friggin' Hasselhoff just joined the cast of Piranha 3DD! My hopes for this sequel to Alexndre Aja's sleeper hit just grew one hundredfold; as did the odds I'll some day get to see a fish bite the Hoff's penis off. More after the jump.
A press release from our friends at The Weinstein Company states...
"David Hasselhoff heads back to the water in this year's PIRANHA 3DD. He joins the previously announced cast which includes Ving Rhames, Christopher Lloyd, Paul Scheer, Gary Busey, Katrina Bowden, Danielle Panabaker, Matt Bush, Chris Zylka and David Koechner.
"Trading in the sandy beaches of "Baywatch" for terror at The Big Wet Water Park, Hasselhoff will face off with the flesh eating fish of PIRANHA 3DD.
"A Dimension Films release, PIRANHA 3DD opens nationwide on November 23, 2011."
In honor of this historic news, let's take a look at Hasselhoff's finest work to date...
