News: What the Fear

Ryder to ?Trek?

by Giaco, Fri., Nov. 9, 2007 9:33 AM PST

From Variety
This just in! In one of the most bizarre casting choices ever, Winona Ryder has been cast as Spock?s mother in J.J. Abrams? new Star Trek film, about the early days of the original crew of the enterprise. But just how early will these days have to be if Winona is a twentysomething?s mom? We know?our jaws are all bleeding from dropping to the floor as well. Excuse me while I get the bactine and ruminate on the meaning of MILF.