Full disclosure here, folks -- I'm not a parent. So I have no idea what it's like to take care of a baby. But my friends who are parents have told me it's sometimes... difficult. So I'm sure the temptation is there every once in a while to, well, to lose that responsibility. Perhaps by getting rid of that baby. Perhaps by feeding that baby to zombies.
The zombie snack baby bib is the latest item in FEARnet's Gift Guide. Check it out, along with all the other twisted items we've found, here. And be sure to come back each Thursday for two more gift ideas. Now, if only I could get my hands on some video footage of this bib being put to good use!