Here’s a way to never lose your keys again: Attach them to a bloody ear.
File this one under gifts for the cannibal who has everything. This bloody ear is incredibly life-like and really gross. The key chain is hand made by Hollywood FX artist Simpat from Severed Souls, which means, like a snowflake, no two severed ears are exactly alike. Even better, it’s on sale and can fit into the special someone’s stocking for a creepy surprise on Christmas day.
Graverides magazine also sells a severed tongue and finger key chain. Collect the whole set.