So here is something I never realized I needed until I found this: a vampire ketchup "spread head." You pop this thing on the top of your ketchup bottle and the ketchup squirts from the vamp's fangs. Yes, I know, vampires are usually sucking up the blood, not spitting it out. But seriously, how ridiculously unnecessary, yet totally awesome, is this?
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