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Gift Guide: Death Wish Coffee


I do not drink coffee. I have a heart murmur, so anything with caffeine could make my heart explode.

Just looking at Death Wish coffee, my heart starts to race. A whiff could probably cause me to black out. The company guarantees that Death Wish coffee is the strongest coffee you can buy. I don't know exactly how strong that is (like, how close is this stuff to speed?) but that label certainly looks foreboding. 

$19.99 from Death Wish Coffee