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Gift Guide: Eat at Joe's Zombie Tee


What could be more American than roadside diners and zombies?  Artist Steve Thomas combines these two comfortingly creepy motifs into one, kick-ass t-shirt.  See, it's a zombie waitress, and instead of telling you to Eat at Joe's, she wants you to Eat Joe.  Get it?  Thomas is a commercial artist and illustrator who, while not sketching for the man is creating fantastic intergalactic travel posters and video game propaganda done in mid-century modern.  Psst!  The tees are also available in girl sizes.

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