What better way to say, "Hey lunch thief! I see you!" without saying a word at all? The cyclops lunch bag is insulated to keep your organ meats and your eye goo fresh and tasty until lunchtime. Hopefully it will freak out the "normals" at your boring desk jockey gig.
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