Hip Shark looks like a tie-in for a new Roger Corman / Syfy channel shlockfest. But it's not; it's just a necklace from VERAMEAT, a jewelry collection from Ukranian-born, New York-bred designer Vera Balyura. With the head of a hippo and the body of a shark, this might just be the deadliest thing in your jewelry box. Available in a variety of metals and colors (and prices).
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