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Gift Guide: Know Your Zombies Tee

"Know Thine Enemy." In case of the zombie apocalypse, being able to quickly identify your zombie attacker will help you decide the best way to lay waste to them, thereby increasing your chances of survival. The crawlers, having little left of their original body, can essentially be squashed under your heel. Sneak attack is easy with the shamblers, who are broken, battered shells of their zombie selves. Walkers pose a bit more of a problem, as they can see any attack coming. Your best bet against a runner is a firearm, so keep that ammo handy. Thrillers are most dangerous if they hear a funky beat, so stay out of the nightclubs.

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