There is a lot of funny going on here. Filmmaker, funnyman, and fat fuck Kevin Smith is immortalized as only he could be: as an inaction figure. Based on the character designs Stephen Silver did for Clerks: The Animated Series and sculpted by Jon Matthews for Graphitti Designs, Night of the Living Kev is green, bloody, and wearing - what else? - a Monroeville Zombies jersey. The company promises that this figure "features zero articulation, zero accessories and zero signs of life." Have fun!
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