Redrum! Redrum! This necklace might scare off anyone who isn't savvy enough to be familiar with The Shining, but really, you shouldn't be hanging out with people who don't understand what "redrum" means, anyway. This pendant from Fable and Fury is made of laser-cut stainless steel, sure to last through whatever hedge maze you get caught in.
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