Just like David Lynch, rocker-turned-filmmaker Rob Zombie isn't content to keep you awake all night with demented cinematic images – he's taking a more direct approach by launching his own brand of fair trade organic coffee. “Rob Zombie Hellbilly Brew” is available in Regular (“medium-bodied with a tangy fruit finish”) and French Roast (with an ominous “hint of speckle”). Sorry, no decaf as of this writing. The price is decent, but if you really want to gulp down a product that features Rob's heavily scarred face leering at you from the package, you're probably more courageous than I am.
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