Gift Guide

Gift Guide

Gift Guide: Salt Made From Tears

up
28

Sometimes you see something that just leaves you speechless. This is not a common occurrence for me, yet here we are: salt made from human tears. I don't know if I want to laugh or vomit. So let's let the geniuses at Monster Supplies describe it: "Salt Made From Tears combines centuries-old craft with the freshest human tears which are gently boiled, released into shallow crystallisation tanks, then harvested by hand and finally rinsed in brine." You can choose from a variety of teary situations, including laughing, sneezing (ew), and my favorite, sorrow.

Approx. $8.75 per bottle or $37.50 for the assortment pack. Available at MonsterSupplies.org

BACK TO FEARnet's GIFT GUIDE

Looking for that perfect gift for the person who hates everything? How about something to scare the bejeezus out of your mother-in-law? Just want a treat for yourself? Then check out FEARnet's Gift Guide, packed with hundreds of hand-picked items, updated weekly with stuff you need, and stuff you didn't know you needed.

<none>