Sometimes you see something that just leaves you speechless. This is not a common occurrence for me, yet here we are: salt made from human tears. I don't know if I want to laugh or vomit. So let's let the geniuses at Monster Supplies describe it: "Salt Made From Tears combines centuries-old craft with the freshest human tears which are gently boiled, released into shallow crystallisation tanks, then harvested by hand and finally rinsed in brine." You can choose from a variety of teary situations, including laughing, sneezing (ew), and my favorite, sorrow.
Approx. $8.75 per bottle or $37.50 for the assortment pack. Available at MonsterSupplies.org
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