You can almost hear the Jaws theme song playing as you drink from this mug. Sure, you kind of get screwed out of a few extra gulps per mug, but this is meant to be used for guests, not yourself. Just imagine it: that first guest to end up with second-degree lap burns from spilling their coffee when their first glimpse of the shark in their mug. Kinda brings a big smile to your face, doesn't it?
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