You know smoking is bad for you, but those little cancer sticks have you by the lungs. Beat your friends to the chase with this skull-decorated cigarette holder. It says "I know smoking will kill me, and I don't care." The holder is made of limoges porcelain (the stuff that all of your grandma's fancy knick-knacks are made of) so you can feel classy as you inch towards death.
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