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Gift Guide: Tasty! Crusty Zombie Toenails Snack


I almost can’t write the title of this gift without gagging. It sounds like something a big brother would make up to punish his younger siblings. “Shut up or I’ll make you eat crusty zombie toenails!”

The ingredients of these undead toenails are a bit of a mystery as is the process by which they are harvested but the seller assures us they are perfect for snacking. You know, come home, put your feet up, grab a beer and a bag of toenails.
“Fit for human consumption, these Curly Zombie Toenails are curly and smelly, and they may reek of the stench of death.” Crunchy treats!

$3.95 at House of Mysterious Secrets