Gift Guide

Gift Guide: Tentacle Doorstop


The best gift items are those that are as fun as they are functional, like this "handcrafted by local artisans" tentacle doorstop. It can prevent a door from slamming shut and silence your friends as well, since their jaws will hang open when they see it. You can pretend Great Cthulhu's creeping under your door, or The Simpsons' Kang and Kodos, or maybe just an unfortunate octopus who got caught in the Chicago River on St. Patrick's Day.

$19.95 at