FEARnet reported way back when that a private security group was planning zombie readiness training for the U.S. military at their counter-terrorism summit. Now, you can get the same training soldiers receive straight from the source with the U.S. Army Zombie Training Manual.
The gist is, you don’t need to kill a zombie. Instead, consider training your undead for a combat role.
“The manual in your hands is the Department of Defense's principle source of information on care, conditioning, training, and operations of our Army's Working Zombies. From basics, such as ‘HEEL’ and ‘STAY; to negotiating obstacle courses, to tracking, searching, attacking, and even Zombies working undercover in the real world, this manual shows readers how our military trains zombies to be soldier zombies.”
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