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Gift Guide: Vampire Teeth Bottle Opener

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Vampire bottle opener

As we've seen in movies like Twilight and Near Dark, choosing to embark on an intimate relationship with a vampire isn't exactly the easiest path to take in life. There's that whole thing about them having an insatiable appetite for your blood, and as if that wasn't bad enough, you've gotta deal with getting old and crusty, while they stay the same age forever.

That said, there are advantages to having a vampire lover. In the mood to crack open a cold one, but you don't have a bottle opener handy? Have no fear, because your vampire's teeth can do the trick better than any bottle opener ever could. Okay, so the negatives far outweigh the positives, but you get what I'm trying to say here.

Thanks to this handy 'Bite Me' bottle opener keychain, you get all the positives without any of the negatives. These bottle-opening teeth are there when you need them, and out of harm's way when you don't. Now that's what I call a win-win situation!

$10.15 on Amazon

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