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Gift Guide: 'You Must Be This Tall' Tee

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This t-shirt may seem funny, but it is a dark portent of what is to come. I can totally imagine King Kong, an angry teen, being turned away from the Statue of Liberty. He then spends the rest of his puberty pumping iron, drinking protein shakes, and practicing angry monkey faces in the mirror until he is big enough to invade NYC. Then, of course, all hell breaks loose, for Kong is full of rage and needs to make up for lost time.

Available in both girl and guy sizes.

$9.99 at SnorgTees.com

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