Have you ever seen those idiotic car decals that feature generic silhouettes of your family members so that pedophiles know the age and gender of your kids? Can you tell I'm not a fan? Well, I'm still not a fan, but at least with these zombie silhouette decals, I don't feel the need to rear-end the car in front of me.
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