Gift Guide

Gift Guide: Zombie Fragrance


demeter fragrance

When I think of perfume and sweet scents, I do not think of zombies. I don't want to smell of putrid, rotting flesh. And yet here is Demeter Fragrances (known for strange scents) releasing Zombie for Him and Zombie for Her scents.

Zombie for Him is described as "a combination of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss and earth - think forest floor." Um, okay. Zombie for Her is described as a lighter version, with "a touch of Dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel for that feminine touch."

No word on whether or not the perfumes actually repel zombies, or just help camoflauge the scent of your sweet, raw flesh.

$20 each at