Gift Guide

Gift Guide: Zombie Garden Gnomes


This garden decoration both shows your zombie pride while taking a potshot at cliche garden ornaments. These lawn gnomes have become infected with this strange disease that makes their eyes bulge, their mouths drool, and gives them an insatiable hunger for lawn flamingos. As far as I'm concerned, this is pretty much the perfect package. Don't appreciate depictions of senseless flamingo violence? The shop has a variety of plain zombie gnomes... hungry for their next victim...

$55.00 at


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