Function meets style meets braaaaains in this 2011 paper craft calendar. Each month in this 2011 calendar features original zombie artwork (drawn by humans, not by zombies) and cut-and-play paper craft zombie figurines. By next Christmas, you will have your own (paper) zombie army, ready to do your bidding. We know you aren't working at your desk; this sure beats staring vacantly into space. Plus, your hours of playtime are easily camouflaged. The only thing we don't like about this is the fact that it is a monthly calendar, not daily.
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