Gift Guide

Have a Bloody Valentine's Day

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Valentine's Day.  Roses, chocolates, teddy bears, overpriced fancy dinners.  Kind of lame, right?  Not the way FEARnet does Valentine's Day.  After the jump, check out our handpicked selection of gifts to ensure a bloody good Valentine's Day... and night.

For the Traditionalist: Barbed Wire Leather Rose

Not only will these roses last forever, they will attack anyone who tries to hurt them.

For a Quiet Dinner in the Crypt: Poizin Wine

"Wine to die for" that conveniently comes in its own coffin.

For your Literate Lover: Hungry for Love Zombie Romance Anthology

Vampire romance is so last century.  Get hot n' bothered with zombie romance.

For Your Spicy Significant Other: Mexican Hot Chocolate Truffles

Chocolates, spiced with pepper, and decorated with skulls.  Sounds sinful to me.

For the Scent-imentals: Crypt Perfume

For that fresh-from-the-grave scent that gets all the boys excited.

For the Romantic: Wedding Ring Coffin

Gives a new meaning to "'Til death do us part."  FEARnet fans will likely find a coffin a far more romantic presentation of a ring than a glass of champagne.  Less sticky, too.

For the Safety-Minded: Vampire Condoms

Just because you are immortal doesn't mean you shouldn't be safe.

For Dessert: Zombie Lingerie

When dinner is over, adjourn to the coffin for a little... "dessert."

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