Valentine's Day. Roses, chocolates, teddy bears, overpriced fancy dinners. Kind of lame, right? Not the way FEARnet does Valentine's Day. After the jump, check out our handpicked selection of gifts to ensure a bloody good Valentine's Day... and night.
For the Traditionalist: Barbed Wire Leather Rose
Not only will these roses last forever, they will attack anyone who tries to hurt them.
For a Quiet Dinner in the Crypt: Poizin Wine
"Wine to die for" that conveniently comes in its own coffin.
For your Literate Lover: Hungry for Love Zombie Romance Anthology
Vampire romance is so last century. Get hot n' bothered with zombie romance.
For Your Spicy Significant Other: Mexican Hot Chocolate Truffles
Chocolates, spiced with pepper, and decorated with skulls. Sounds sinful to me.
For the Scent-imentals: Crypt Perfume
For that fresh-from-the-grave scent that gets all the boys excited.
For the Romantic: Wedding Ring Coffin
Gives a new meaning to "'Til death do us part." FEARnet fans will likely find a coffin a far more romantic presentation of a ring than a glass of champagne. Less sticky, too.
For the Safety-Minded: Vampire Condoms
Just because you are immortal doesn't mean you shouldn't be safe.
For Dessert: Zombie Lingerie
When dinner is over, adjourn to the coffin for a little... "dessert."