Just because you are immortal doesn't mean you shouldn't be safe. Can you just imagine an eternity with herpes? The vampire condom is black (no word on a sparkle version) and "fully functional" (whatever that means). Plus, they have a great slogan: "Vampires always get invited inside."
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