Gift Guide

Gift Guide

Valentine's Day Gift Guide: Vampire Condoms

Just because you are immortal doesn't mean you shouldn't be safe. Can you just imagine an eternity with herpes? The vampire condom is black (no word on a sparkle version) and "fully functional" (whatever that means). Plus, they have a great slogan: "Vampires always get invited inside."

$2.00 each or 5 for $5.95 at


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