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Dead Fred Pen Holder
Stuck in a stuffy cubicle all day with no outlet for your pent-up aggression? Put Dead Fred on your holiday wish-list. His blood-red silicone rubber body lies prostrate on your desk with a pencil-sized hole in his heart, perfect for storing your sharp writing utensils while sending a careful message to those annoying office mates. And since he's already dead, he won't mind if you de-stress with a few stabs every morning, noon, and night. Even if you're the perfectly collated type, investing in a Dead Fred or two for the company holiday party might not be a bad idea…
