"Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff..." Yup, me too. But I've never seen anything as strange as Harrison Ford -- who, a long time ago in galaxy far, far away, was The Coolest Man Alive -- dressed up as a hair-metal musician. For a better look at those zebra print pants, check out another photo of Ford, with his groupie, er, wife Calista Flockhart, after the jump.
This is why I should thank God my parents never even heard of heavy metal... The pics come by way of What Would Tyler Durden Do? (yeah, I thought it was cute too), which reports they were taken at a party in Brentwood, California on Halloween Night. Now if you'll excuse I'm gonna go throw out all of my Han Solo action figures.