Have you ever thought to yourself, "You know what the world needs more of? Sci-fi comedy musicals. In Arab"? I know I'm not the only one; otherwise there wouldn't be Topaz Duo: Cosmic Phoenix. The subtitles tell you virtually nothing, but with bad graphics, cheesy monsters, DJs, Power Gloves, neon, and enough lightning and laser effects to give you epileptic seizures, what more do you need to know? Check out the trailer after the jump - and prepare to be wowed.
According to Twitch Film, Topaz and Duo are "lounge singers and Quantum Exorcists that battle evil intergalactic forces with their customized musical weaponry and - of course - love." According to Alyse, these mofos are awesomely insane.