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This Breakdown Table Makes Perfect Zombie Defense

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The “Safe Bedside Table” was developed by UK designer James MacAdam as quick and effective defense against nighttime home invasion; it can be disassembled into a heavy shield and a lethal club within seconds – assuming you're not a really heavy sleeper, of course.
 
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If you're like us (and that's pretty much a given), you're looking at this thing and thinking “must-own zombie defense gear.” Remember the morning wake-up call courtesy of the neighbor zombie girl in the 2004 version of Dawn of the Dead? Imagine how things might have worked out if the slumbering couple had one of these gadgets at their bedside.
 
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Built from a combination of sturdy components (variations include birch, maple and cherry wood with steel fixtures), the table was inspired by a piece exhibited at New York's Museum of Modern Art, and is now being produced by MacAdam for worldwide sales.
 
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Email info@jamesmcadam.co.uk for ordering information, and visit the ordering site for more details and images.
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