Already legendary for their annual orgy of meat, metal and mayhem known as "GWAR-B-Q," the legendary rock monsters of GWAR will give fans a literal taste of this year's festivities in Kansas City, MO next month when they unleash their new GWAR-B-Q Sauce – yes, it's a real, allegedly edible product – created by GWAR guitarist Balsac, the Jaws of Death.
"This new taste sensation is mostly made out of the blood of really hot chicks," Balsac explains. "It was a terrible waste of fine ass, but ultimately worth it because this sauce is absolutely delicious!"
The “Meat and Meet” event will take place at Grinder's Pizza on April 8th from 4pm to 6pm. The 2013 GWAR-B-Q will take place this summer at a time and place to be announced soon; band leader (and occasional FEARnet visitor) Oderus Urungus hinted at some revelations at the event that may include boxed sets, GWAR beer, and long-awaited “comedy” albums (quotes are his).
Oderus said the band will reveal more info once "we get our shit together." Let's hope he meant that metaphorically.