Between Norman Bates' rude shower intrusions and Freddy Krueger slicing through Nancy's restful bubble bath, horror villains are making it too damn dangerous to get properly clean these days. But artist Mary Bastian decided it's about time monsters made up for their soggy misdeeds by taking the form of sweet-smelling soaps.
Bastian's Etsy store features an assortment of scary soaps, from Halloween standbys like Jack O''Lanterns and skulls to movie-themed shapes inspired by Jaws and Ghostbusters.
Available in scents like pecan pie, banana and ginger snap, the handmade soaps also come in less ominous forms, including Back to the Future and Superman logos. But seriously, just imagine humming the Jaws theme as you glide this shark-shaped soap through the suds. You know you want to.