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The Easter Bunny Hates You

Easter may be over, but we'd be remiss in our duties as Guardians of Fear if we didn't direct your attention to one Easter-related icon you should be most terrified of. I'm speaking of the Easter Bunny. Why must we fear him? Because he hates us. And he is watching us. And he fully intends to kick each and every one of our asses on the 364 days of the year when he's not giving us pastel-colored eggs. To understand what I'm talking about, watch a short instructional video after the jump.

Happy Easter, everyone. And for God's sake watch out for that rabbit!

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