Who doesn’t want a full-body meat costume? Don Coscarelli’s Meat Monster from John Dies at the End is available in costume and statue form from the awesome team over at Creature Corps. The costume will set you back about $2600, while the statue goes for $4800. (Imagine the Meat Man in your foyer, welcoming guests!)
Watch the Meat Man live and in action, at what looks like a Comic-Con, in the video below. He’s amazingly spry for being so meaty. Details on the costume and statue follow.