File this under "things you never knew you needed." Jersey Shore Shark Attack, the Syfy Channel shlock-fest, is heading to DVD August 28th. In Jersey Shore Shark Attack... well, the name kind of says it all. Apparently the only thing that can spoil a beach getaway are sharks and and a faded tan. Check out two clips from the DVD, including a behind-the-scenes piece with Vinny Guadagnino from MTV's original Jersey Shore.