With a name like Jersey Shore Shark Attack, you know this one of Syfy Channel's Shlock of the Week movies. And I couldn't be more excited. After you see this horrible, horrible, horrible trailer, you will know why. I am not sure which part I like the best: the terrible computer-generated sharks, the catch phrase "I hate sharks" as a dude with a machine gun peppers the water with bullets, or the fact that these are albino sharks, and a lot of differences could probably be solved if the sharks just go tanning with the Jersey guys. Enjoy!