Microsoft, stool and bucket at the ready, are primed to milk Epic’s upcoming Gears of War 2 for all it’s worth. Their next tie-in? A GoW2-themed Zune, emblazoned with the Crimson Omen (the skull-and-cog logo, if you didn’t know) and loaded with about a gigabyte of GoW2 media including pictures, videos, and the original game’s soundtrack. As an added bonus, combining the Gears of War 2 Zune with the Amazon.com replica Lancer will act like female Kryptonite, guaranteeing you will never know the touch of a woman again. Unless you are a woman, in which case my joke falls completely flat.
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The Gears of War 2 Zune is set to be released November 7th, right alongside the game, and will retail for $279.99.