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Microsoft, stool and bucket at the ready, are primed to milk Epic’s upcoming Gears of War 2 for all it’s worth.  Their next tie-in?  A GoW2-themed Zune, emblazoned with the Crimson Omen (the skull-and-cog logo, if you didn’t know) and loaded with about a gigabyte of GoW2 media including pictures, videos, and the original game’s soundtrack.  As an added bonus, combining the Gears of War 2 Zune with the Amazon.com replica Lancer will act like female Kryptonite, guaranteeing you will never know the touch of a woman again.  Unless you are a woman, in which case my joke falls completely flat.

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