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Don't hate Danney Trejo becasue he gets to make out with Sofia Vergara, Jessica Alba, and Michelle Rodriguez in Machete Kills. Hate Danny Trejo because he gets to make out with Sofia Vergara, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, and Zoe Saldana. Details after the jump.

In a new interview with Moviehole, Danny Trejo reveals that Zoe Saldana has joined the cast of Robert Rodriguez's Machete Kills, officially giving it the most fetching cast of actresses since, well, Rodriguez's Sin City. "Trejo, noting that the film kicks off into about three weeks, says 'The sequel to Machete, Machete Kills is going to be a lot more over-the-top than Machete. We've got Sofia Vergara, who is a star in her own right, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, and Zoe Saldana – and guess what? I get to kiss all of ‘em.'"

I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but I would rather be Danny Trejo than James Bond.