Hooray! A vampire movie where the vampires actually look like monsters! The Revenant, which hits DVD and VOD on August 24th, is a horror comedy about a soldier named Bart who is killed in action, but somehow rises from the dead. Realizing he needs blood (and lots of it) to remain "un-alive," he and his buddy decide the only decent thing to do is kill the violent criminals of the city. That way the streets are safe, and Bart can keep his strength up.