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"Sucking Souls is Hard!" Meet Chthulhu Barbie


She's been a waitress, a business executive, an astronaut... even a mermaid. So why shouldn't she be an elder god? Yes, meet Cthulhu Barbie. She'd like you to play with her. And then worship her. And then help her enslave the earth. After the jump, check out another image of this all-American blue-eyed blonde princess turned abomination.

Cute, huh? This little masterpiece comes from the blogger known as the Introverted Wife, who originally conceived of Cthulhu Barbie as a mere Photoshop joke, before she decided to put her craft skills to good use. "I would offer up some commentary on how this isn't born from the old hat idea of 'ooh isn't it funny making Barbie ugly' but more a plea to all those costume makers who think women's only worth is looking hot at all times. A woman can never be scary, or terrifying, or even truly ugly even if that is the homage she wishes to make. She must at all times be in a state of giving men boners. So...Cthulhu Barbie. If she disturbs you, I've done my job. Also, I love any excuse to play with latex."

Check out the Introverted Wife's blog for a step by step guide to making your own Cthulhu Barbie. Have fun! Or as your new mistress would have you say -- Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!