Never believe anything you read on April Fool's Day. Instead, sit back, relax, and enjoy the funny. Hit the jump for a roundup of some of our faves.
Shock Till You Drop posted a very convincing piece about Rob Zombie starring in a remake of Brazil's Coffin Joe series.
Animal Planet announced that they were going to do a two-hour documentary on instant Twitter star @BronxZooCobra. Not the snake itself; the Twitterer.
Criterion is releasing C.H.U.D. on Blu-ray!
And don't forget to check out FEARnet's Aprill Fools joke - the new cast of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.