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Zombify Your Xmas - Carols, Music, And Other Auditory Horrors


How many times can you hear "Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer" before you want to jam sharp sticks into your ears? While I haven't done a scientific study, I know that I have reached my limit. Here are some darker carols (or "scarols") to lighten your holidays.

Disneyland's Haunted Mansion Holiday truly started the "scarol" tradition. A recording of those scarols (with titles like "We Wish You a Scary Christmas," "Wreck the Halls" and "The 13 Days of Christmas") will now cost you an obscene amount on eBay but you can get the lyric book for a very reasonable price.

$12.95 at

"We wish you a zombie Christmas / We hope you have a death wish / We wish you a zombie Christmas / 'Cause you won't see next year."

Zombie Christmas album, $9 to download / $15 for the CD

The Cryptkeeper got in on the Christmas action.

Starting at $31.98 on Amazon

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies!

$4 at Amazon