Bloody-Disgusting Review - The Covenant


I know what you’re thinking…THE CRAFT with Gap models…right? We’ll what do you want from a pair of trash filmmakers like Renny Harlin (EXORCIST: THE BEGINNING) and J.S. Cardone (THE FORSAKEN). This is zero-calorie-Friday-night-filler. Of course it’s garbage–but so is Taco Bell and that doesn’t stop me from hitting up the value menu at 3AM. If you expected a seven course meal and all you got was a shake, you’d be the fool now wouldn’t you. Measured expectations are often what make or break a film–if you expect nothing how can you be disappointed. This rational is what gets Ashton Kutcher films greenlit. It’s also the only way to survive THE COVENANT...

Read Bloody-Disgusting's review of 'The Convenant'...