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Dread Central Movie Review - Beowulf

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"I am ripper ... tearer ... slasher ... I am the teeth in the darkness, the talons in the night. Mine is strength ... and lust... and power! I AM BEOWULF!"

To that list allow me to add -- I am also boring ... bloated ... tedious ... I am the stench from the toilet, the odor in the air. Mine is thoughtless ... and long ... and impossibly silly! I AM A MEDIOCRE FILM!

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