Bart: "How would I go about creating a half-man, half-monkey-type creature?"
Mrs. Krabapple: "I'm sorry, that would be playing God."
Bart: "God shmod! I want my monkey-man!"
That little exchange between Bart Simpson and his teacher is one of my all-time favorite Simpsons quotes. I'm guess it's also a favorite of the crazed anthropologist played by F. Murray Abraham in Blood Monkey; he too will do anything to get himself a monkey-man, whether it be lying, manipulating, and even sacrificing the lives of others. It’s his discovery and he wants all the glory for himself, dammit!