I'm known as sort of a "soft touch" when it comes to shark movies. Whether it's a low-rent import or a lower-rent SyFy Channel exploit like Two-Headed Shark Attack, I approach any movie about shark attacks with a bemused smile and a childlike sense of optimism. Some of these cheesy shark movies deliver the goods in exchange for my time and patience -- and some do not. Unfortunately the silly new shark flick import from Australia does not deliver the goods -- unless you consider terrible dialogue, an uneventful plot, and some of the dumbest characters ever written "the goods." I do not.
"Sharks in a Supermarket!" is a pretty silly idea, but there's no reason it has to be this sloppy and stupid.