Stop me when this one sounds familiar:A dour and quiet high school girl has a secret crush on a handsome and athletic boy, but since she can't have him she snaps and starts killing people all around the poor good-lookin' idiot. Sound familiar? Novel? Exciting? Then perhaps you need to see movies like Play Misty for Me, Fatal Attraction, The Crush, May, and -- dear lord -- Swimfan, because the blandly-titled "new" movie called Crush is little more than a tiresome collection of the most memorable things in those movies.
None of them are able to elevate the snooze-worthy copycat of a screenplay provided by remake producer Sonny Mallhi -- who also wrote the similarly awful The Roommate from a few years back. Even putting aside the casual plagiarism in Mallhi's screenplays, there's nothing here in the way of character, suspense, intensity, or surprises. It's just someone telling the same old story with slightly different character.
Ultimately Crush does offer a few meager rewards (the score's not bad!), but none of them are very fresh nor are they really worth the effort it takes to track them down. Despite a solid cast, Crush could be described as "exactly like Swimfan, only slightly less stupid," and that's never a great way to spend 93 minutes.