It was a dark and stormy night. Hurricane Nicole was dumping her leftovers across the Eastern seaboard. I was sitting safely in my Volkswagon GTI, engine idling, new Accept album cued up, deciding what to do. Brave the 45 minute drive to New Brunswick to catch a midnight screening of HATCHET II in all of its unrated glory? Or head back inside and eat the cost of my pre-paid Fandango ticket?