I know it's a physical impossibility to kick a movie in the balls but I'd really like to do that to the remake of The Stepfather - preferably while wearing steel-toed boots. I'm very laid back about horror remakes; it's something I rarely get up in arms about. After all, once movies as legendary as King Kong, Dawn of the Dead, and Psycho have already been remade, what else is worth getting pissed over? The fact is, the originals are always there to be enjoyed, forever untouched by whatever ineptly handled remake might come along. So given my attitude towards remakes, I'm not irate at the thought that the original Stepfather will be tarnished in any way by this new version.